Bile

"He knows so little and knows it so fluently."                                   
                          - Ellen Glasgow    

Dear “John Travolta” (and no, I'm not referring to the actor)

   We haven’t had the pleasure of meeting, but since you felt the need to perturb my wife with your myopic, sub-literate rantings about my service here in Iraq I figured I’d address them in an equally public forum.   So here goes…

how many kids did you rape today, son of a bitch?     

     Today that number was a whopping zero.  Just like yesterday, and the day before.  And every other day we’ve been out here.  I know you probably have difficulty with something as complex as “numbers”  so maybe I have to explain the concept of zero.  Zero indicates the absence of any or all units under consideration.  So if I were to use the word “zero” in a sentence it might read like this.

“John Travolta has zero dignity”

or perhaps

“John Travolta has zero functioning neurons in his cerebral cortex”

    That should make it easy enough to understand my foreign friend!  On to the next illuminating question…

can you sleep good, f****n' murderer?     

     Sadly no, I don’t sleep all that well.  Maybe it’s the heat, or just the stacatto missions, but I just haven’t been able to get a solid five hours of rest in the last few weeks.  I’m sure you have been in the same situation once or twice.  You know the whole “laying in a sleeping bag in a combat zone, staring at the ceiling, half sick with the thought that there was something else you might have fit into your 20 hour day” thing.  Oh, wait a second I forgot – you aren’t a soldier.  I'd try to compare the stress of my job with the stress inherent to your job, but I really don't know all that much about operating rides at a carnival..

    Your next comment wasn’t really a question as much as it was a proclamation, but I’ll respond to it anyway.

nobody wants you in this world, bitch     

     Really?  I’m stunned.  All this time I have been fooling myself!  All I needed was your brilliant insight to reveal the truth before my very eyes! It all makes sense now – that is why my wife and family have been so supportive!  Thank you for helping me uncover their secret plot to destroy me with care packages, prayers, and letters!       

      John, I gotta hand it to you - your last line was a real piece of work.  You wouldn't know reality if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced “I AM REALITY”.  Seriously, was that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking?

Do you know, you kill kids and women, but, who f****n with your wife?, yes a latin lover.     

     Wow - have you ever considered a career as a journalist?  A wordsmith like you could really be useful in an interview – you could just answer all the questions yourself instead of waiting for a pesky response.  Although you already attempted to provide your own answers, let me give you a slightly more accurate account.  I don’t make it a practice to kill women or children.  I am a soldier, not a butcher.  In your ideological world those two may seem synonymous, but that only shows your complete and utter lack of good sense.      As for my wife…  all I will say is your knowledge about women is about as accurate as your understanding of our mission here in Iraq.

     Now that we have taken care of your postings let me give you a little advice.  Read.  Learn.  Stop spouting empty Marxist dogma and take the time to find out what Iraq is really like.  And if that is too difficult for you to grasp then remember, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it.  If you need a reminder I'll post your email address again just in case anyone else want to drop you a line.   [email protected]

Comments

[Vincenzo4]

I served in Baghdad, a civilian employee-volunteer with 23 prior years service. I read three lines of your reply, and I have to say, this is the part of the 70 percent of the President's approval rating. Those of us who serve unselfishly, and those who support us are the 30 percent, which means 3 out of ten people here are carrying the rest. Second, where were the types of vermin who write such things, and march and demonstrate and scrutinize the Intel community-when under Clinton, American blood was shed at a record and increasing rate-and when unanswered...where were these supposed Free Tibet bumper sticker cliquish intelligentsia so concerned with human rights? Nowhere to be found-when it was American blood being shed innocently. Shut up and let the rest of us clean up this mess you left for us. Where were they when Sadaam's elite were raping and was murdering children? Buying a new Beamer probably... Human Rights from the Left and Demos when it will make them look good. Cowards.

[Dave]

I gotta say, nothing brings me more joy than to see an idiot like JT completely demolished by nothing more than the educated mind of an intellectual superior... which, if his writing is any indication, could be any one of billions of people in this world.

[BenJCarter]

JT: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. You make me laugh. You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms.

[bernajoux]

Thanks, While I do truly hate this war, and the situation that our troops find themselves in on a daily basis... I do not hate my country, or the brave soldiers who defend it as their commanders see fit. The guy who wrote this stuff is a moron. Please do not lump all of us who object to the war in the same boat. To do so would be, frankly, just as moronic as the originator of this crap was. T6, I have nothing but respect for soldiers like you, who have been willing to sacrifice their own lives and saftey so that I may more fully enjoy mine. Please don't think ALL of us objectors to the war are like this JT idiot. Not a day goes by that I don't think about you guys over there and pray that you all get home safe real soon.

[Lelia Katherine Thomas]

Being an artist and participating in several art sites and whatever venues I can come across, I witness a lot of anti-Americanism and, well, just stupidity. I constantly hear things about how Bush is the root of all evil, how soldiers have hurt more than Saddam ever did (how he's an innocent! ha!). Thankfully, though, this is not what the majority thinks. A radical, outspoken minority babbles its ill-informed and its poorly-presented statements and then either fails to defend or sensibly defend their beliefs when someone calls them to the task. Right here is one of those "gems." I'd like to know where this guy is from. Gotta love what dumbasses these people are, and yet they tend to be the ones who are so loved in society. Too many of them have master's degrees.

[NYgirl]

What a disgusting moron! T6, your time is much to valuable to be spent on this vermin. I can't believe how he attacked your wife. And he accuses you of going after innocent women & children. Look at what he's doing. There are many of us who feel very differently from this nut job. Take care. God bless you & all our service people & their families.

[Kristin Edwards]

Dear John Travolta: Perhaps it is Americans (or are you even one) like you I wish were on our front line being shot at instead of our Thunder 6 type boys who are on the front line protecting your measly asshole and giving you the freedoms you do not deserve. Rot in hell bitch. It's people like you who do not deserve to be in our country. People like Thunder 6 give their lives to protect you, and this is the kind of response you give? You sure you aren't part of what we are fighting? Are you on the other side? Nice way to treat the soldiers who give up their family to protect us. It's people like you who make me absolutely sick that we give up our honorable men and women to protect.

[Lisa]

What an ass!!! As one of the many who flagged this _UCKHEAD'S web site THANK GOD IT GONE. I do appreciate free speech, but sometimes it would be better to say what you have to say when no one is listening. Danjel, as you have already figured out, your efforts are appreciated and you and your fellow soldiers are in our hearts, thoughts and prayers. Stay Safe and Strong (sorry for the unlady like language ... but I suppose it is nothing you haven't heard before)

[fit4fun_02]

Thunder6, Sir, thank you for your service and yours for your combined sacrifice. Please stay safe and please keep posting.

[Timothy Bennett]

Let's see, you've helped millions of people draw their first free breath, you've made personal sacrifices for people you hardly know and all you have to worry about is if you could have done more. While our friend here has made a semi-public ass of himself....I guess he'll have to satisfy himself pulling his pud in front of a computer screen again tonight, while you have the admiration of a greatful people. I think I'd rather be you. Hell, I just rather know you. Say on!

[Spencer]

Hey please send this to Bill O'reily. i'm sure he be more than happy to pick this guy apart.

[Melanie]

Well said Thunder6. "[email protected]" say - do you soppose he really IS in hell? or merely FROM Hell??

[LL]

IT WORKED!!! That posting is no longer up on this guy's site. Good job all you people who emailed and flagged him!!! Put a mark in the win column for the Good Guys.

[SSGB]

CPT Bout: Just wanted to say we are proud of you and praying for you. Look forward to your return. Janice (CATIC)

[Derek]

Hey T6 it's been a while been busy with work here lately. I can't believe that a hole man dont you love people who speak on topics and can't even fathom what you and other soldiers are going through on a daily basis. Things here are pretty decent except my Red Sox are trying to send me to an early grave with a heart attack losing here and there letting those darn Yankees slowly creep back into the race. Take care T6 continue to hold it down God Bless

[Kat in GA]

I read this days ago but haven't had time to comment till now ~ YIKES!!! Where did that creepazoid come from?! He definiately needs to go back under whatever rock he crawled out from under and stay there! We truly appreciate all you do for us, and keep you in our prayers ALWAYS. Please let all your buddies know we say THANK YOU and are really proud of y'all!!!!

[Sharestacos]

Sort of interesting that "John's" comments seem to have come after your comments about "Over There". Hmmm. Any connection?

[Jamie Dawn]

Grrreat response!

[MKL]

Thunder 6 and all the milblogs are great. Heh, Those damn care packages....

[ash]

It makes me glad knowing that my big brother is there with cool guys like you. Your writing somehow makes me seem less scared about everything.

[Beth Powers-Lamm]

Freud would have a field day with this one. I think the root Johnny T's "problem" is not hatred for men like T6--- nor is it rooted in our policy in the M.E. It is more primitive than that. Johnny T. has a -- let's say--- a plumbing problem. He's not very popular with women and hasn't had much-- errr-- contact with the opposite sex lately. (If ever) He understands that men like Capt. Bout don't have this problem. Frustrated, Johnny T. decides to pick on the wife of a highly regarded American military officer... who is totally, publically in love with his wife and just happens to have an enormous internet following. Bad move Johnny T. Let the cards fall where they may. Beth

[Rich Hedman, QMC (SW) USN (Retired)]

Well Said. This guy is probably looting my Seabea friend's house in Gulfport right now. What a sad stae of affairs it is when people like [email protected] (I wouldn't stain a real person's name with his pseudonym) have no grasp of reality. I grew up on the grounds of a mental hospital (where my dad was an administrator) and the patients there were SO much more in tune with reality than this sorry excuse of DNA. I bet his/her mother is VERY PROUD. (just a little sarcasm there). Stay safe!

[C]

Wonderful wording as usual and all I can really say is Rock On! As I frequently remind my wonderful husband, stupid, ignorant and idiotic people are everywhere, and it is just so sad! HOOAH to you!!!

[Spencer]

hi, please, please tell me where this man lives because i will personally crush his skull. anyone that ignorant and so obsessed with their own opionion needs to be beaten severly. I'm only 16 but as soon as i turn 18 i'm signing up for the marines or army for rangers or delta. I refuse to tollarate people like that and for every soldier out there i will stomp in this guys face till his brains are stuck to my shoe. Thank you sir for serving our great country and I'll see you there in a couple of years

[Toni]

Hope the slime_hole crawls back into his slimebucket hole. I love your version of getting mad and getting even.